Producer Matt filling in this week, and some weird stories and ads pop up on our screens during the show...Here's what I had to "X" out of today...

Pony Tails suck!!

But this Euro dad got a lot of youtube hits!

Sign up for Adult Tennis Lessons

I wonder how they make it adult? Awkward... http://www.livingsocial.com/cities/98/deals/573970-adult-tennis-class

Subway. Eat Fail?

The New York Post reports that its recent survey of Subway Footlong sandwiches served in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens showed more than half measured less than 12 inches. In fact, four out of seven sandwiches measured in at only 11 or 11.5 inches, the Post says. The paper said its survey followed an Australian's Facebook photo of a Subway Footlong underneath a tape measure that showed the sandwich only came in at 11 inches. The teen tagged the photo to Subway's page and said, "Subway, plse respond," The Australian reports.