After 3 years of being my wing man for production, ideas, traffic reporting, coffee, diversity coach, grammar teacher, soundboard, furniture mover, PR Marketer, fall guy, artist, designer, foodie, and of course, the big Teddy Bear of the morning show, Matt Freeman, is leaving to work for The Jesus.

Yes, Maude. The Golden Girl.  A naked portrait painting of Bea Aurthur is expected to be auctioned off for at least $1.8 Million. Even more bizarre, a caller today thought I said, Aunt Bee was the nude subject! Oof. That image ruined my entire childhood TV memories.

Top Earning Athletes from Sports Illustrated

1. Floyd Mayweather Jr. .... $90 million     2. LeBron James .... $56.5 million  3. Drew Brees .... $47.8 million

4. Kobe Bryant .... $47 million    5. Tiger Woods .... $40.8 million

Let's talk Tiger. If Tiger makes $40.8 Million/year...AND, in one tournament, say The Players Championship, at which he won $1.7 Million, he had 275 total strokes. That means he made $6,182 per stroke. Whether a 300-yard bomb or 3 foot putt. $6,182/swing. Yes, he gets paid to swing...

Bambi, meet glass. Glass, meet Bambi. The best part is the bus driver staying cool under "deer-ress"...

Actually, you are old. These are proof. And you can find more here to make your day feel that much longer.

Here's Leonardo DiCaprio making a toast. 17 years apart.

Axl Rose now looks like this.