20 Dumb Questions for “Ask a Stupid Question Day”

Today is national Ask a Stupid Question Day.  But do you really agree that “there are no stupid questions”?

Here’s a round-up of some of the dumbest questions people have Googled, or asked in online forums . . .

1.  “If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?”

2.  “What happens if you don’t show up to a job interview?”

3.  “Are there birds in Canada?”

4.  “What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?”

5.  “Should I tell my parents I’m adopted?”  Also, a woman in a chatroom once asked, “How can I be sure I’m the real mom of my kid?”

6.  “What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?”

7.  “Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?”

8.  “Can I eat my Himalayan salt lamp?”

9.  “Why does the coronavirus hate us?  What have we done to upset it so much?”

10.  “If the world is going to end, should I buy, sell, or hold stocks?”

11.  “Can I make a PlayStation 5 by linking a PlayStation 2 and a PlayStation 3 together?”

12.  “I was bitten by a turtle when I was young.  Can I still drink orange juice?”  Someone responded to that one and said no, it will reactivate the turtle venom.

13.  “Is an egg a fruit or vegetable?”

14.  “Are skeletons real or made up?”

15.  “Why are the holes in cats’ fur always in the right places for their eyes?”

16.  “Does looking at a PICTURE of the sun hurt your eyes?”

17.  “If I ate myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely?”

18.  “Why isn’t a cupcake a mineral?”

19.  “Do inflatable dolls count as passengers in the carpool lane?”

20.  “Why are there school?”  That’s how they phrased it . . . “Why are there school?”