I don’t have much experience taking an Uber. I’ve only taken one in my entire life as it kind of freaks me out a bit. But this I can get behind!

This guy has a “menu” of rides you can take.

Customers can choose from “The Silent Ride,” which is exactly what it sounds like. “The Therapy Ride” allows riders to share their problems with Ure and he’ll give his best advice. “The Stand Up [Ride]” is when the driver gives riders his best jokes and stories.

For me, I think I’d go with the Stand Up. Tell me jokes so I don’t feel as bad about spending all this money!

Which would you choose?