I don’t know what’s gotten into those in charge of law enforcement social media accounts lately, but the Moline Police Department is getting in on the act!
Due to the extreme cold & wind, the Moline Police Department is cancelling all misdemeanor & felony criminal activities
— Moline Police (@MolinePolice) January 25, 2019
I assume this cancellation runs through next week.
For other hilarity, check out the Illinois State Police