Cold Weather Forces Cancellation of All Criminal Activity

I don’t know what’s gotten into those in charge of law enforcement social media accounts lately, but the Moline Police Department is getting in on the act!

Due to the extreme cold & wind, the Moline Police Department is cancelling all misdemeanor & felony criminal activities

Criminals, it is to cold to commit crimes. Stay inside, read, watch @Netflix, call Crime Stoppers on other criminals, but do not go outside and commit crimes pic.twitter.com/Ma0NKKYzHH

— Moline Police (@MolinePolice) January 25, 2019

I assume this cancellation runs through next week.

For other hilarity, check out the Illinois State Police