How to Get Your Head Inside an Arby’s Deep Fried Turkey Pillow

Ever looked at your Thanksgiving turkey and thought, “You know, I bet it’d be really warm and cozy inside if I jammed that thing over my head”?  No?  Maybe you’re not the target market for this product.

Arby’s just created a “deep fried turkey pillow.”  It’s a turkey-shaped pillow you pull over your entire head, so you can experience the warm tranquility of sleeping inside of a turkey carcass.

They put the pillows on sale for $60, but they sold out almost immediately, so now your only shot at one is to enter a contest at ArbysDeepFriedTurkeyPillow.com.

And if you do enter the contest, they’ll give you a coupon for 50% off a turkey sandwich.

I can’t even believe I just typed that headline…what a time to be alive.