It's So Cold That...Pucks Were Shattering, Yolks Were Freezing, Salt Trucks were Sliding

We’re going through a record cold wave in this country right now, with more than one-third of the continental U.S. seeing temperatures below zero.

Anyway, it’s time for a new edition of everyone’s favorite game: It’s so cold that . . .

1. It’s so cold that Dallas, Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Kansas City, Austin, and Corpus Christi all saw their coldest temperatures since the ’80s.

2. It’s so cold that the pucks kept SHATTERING during a charity hockey game in Alberta, Canada. Temperatures were getting as low as minus-40.

It’s so cold that the pucks keep shattering at #WorldsLongestGame. Pic by goalie Andrew Buchanan. If you can, please donate at https://t.co/Et56u7w1DQ and help them reach (and break) their previous fundraising records. pic.twitter.com/TuMmFDT5OX

— Alex (@Lakoustic) February 9, 2021

3. It’s so cold that in Kansas, the Highway Patrol cracked an egg, and the yolk froze on the way out and turned into a solid stick.

EGGS-TREME TEMPERATURES: It’s so cold in Kansas, the state’s Highway Patrol says an egg did this. https://t.co/gvXGWVc0Kv

— KSNT News (@KSNTNews) February 12, 2021

4. It’s so cold that a salt truck in Tennessee hit a patch of black ice and rolled over.

EGGS-TREME TEMPERATURES: It’s so cold in Kansas, the state’s Highway Patrol says an egg did this. https://t.co/gvXGWVc0Kv

— KSNT News (@KSNTNews) February 12, 2021

It’s so cold in Miami that…oh, wait…they had a record high of 91. This is all normal.