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Nick’s 3-Year-Old Is Ready To Be Recruited By a Prestigious University!

Just throwing this out there…if any of the USC’s and UCLA’s of the world are looking for their next track and field star, my son’s a stand-out hurdler!

I’m also willing to make a “very large donation!”

I hear that he may need a completely not-fake and totally legit athletic profile complete with photos from his competitions.

These action shots were taken at a track meet where he won first place.

Here are his other credentials:

-One of the top five three-year-old hurdlers in the world.

-Honor roll student at his pre-school.

-Many humanitarian trips with Toddlers Without Borders.

-Running for President in 2044.

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