Nick’s 3-Year-Old Is Ready To Be Recruited By a Prestigious University!

Just throwing this out there…if any of the USC’s and UCLA’s of the world are looking for their next track and field star, my son’s a stand-out hurdler!

I’m also willing to make a “very large donation!”

I hear that he may need a completely not-fake and totally legit athletic profile complete with photos from his competitions.

These action shots were taken at a track meet where he won first place.

 

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Any coach at a prestigious university looking for their next track and field star let me know. You can sign my three year old today and I can promise a hefty “donation” 😉 Not only is he a top 5 hurdler in the world, but hes also top of his pre-school class, went on several humanitarian trips with Toddlers Without Borders and is politically involved having just announced his candidacy for President in 2044. If you feel he is a good fit at your prestigious school, contact me! #OperationVarsityBlues

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Here are his other credentials:

-One of the top five three-year-old hurdlers in the world.

-Honor roll student at his pre-school.

-Many humanitarian trips with Toddlers Without Borders.

-Running for President in 2044.