McNuggets may be so processed that they don’t resemble actual chicken anymore . . . but there’s still chicken somewhere in there.
The police in Washington Township, Pennsylvania got a call last week about people getting harassed at a McDonald’s. Who was doing the harassing? A flock of ANGRY CHICKENS!
When the cops got there, they found two chickens chasing cars, pecking at tires, and harassing the people who wanted to eat there.
They scooped up the chickens and eventually tracked down their owner to return them.
No charges were filed.