I have to give a hearty “thank you” to Billboard for this list. Actually, I should be a bit upset because I wasted a solid half hour flipping through these, but they are too funny not to share.

Here are a few of my favorites:

From Kanye West pre-2012 mass Tweet deletion:

“I hate when I’m on a flight, and I wake up with a water bottle next to me, like, oh, great. Now, I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

Amen, brotha.

 

What the heck do those have to do with each other?! Anything?! NO!

 

Way to be self-aware, Mr. Blunt!

Here is the complete list of Billboard’s top pop star Tweets. OMG.