The Little Green Booger Destroyed Our House!

I don’t remember this being a thing when I was a kid. Maybe it was because we’re Polish and didn’t get into St. Patrick’s Day too much outside of wearing green. But apparently nowadays the Leprechaun likes to break into houses of little boys and girls and destroy the place!

The kids set traps the night before in hopes of catching him…but oh no. They are never successful. Instead, the little green nightmare throws toys, blanks and books all over, leaves little green footprints for us to clean up, and even hops onto the toilet seat to relieve himself before going on to the next house.

Hey…at least the kids get to have chocolate candy bright and early!

ughh.

Who’s idea was this anyway?

Here are some photos of the traps and the wreckage.