If you’ve always wanted to ask why Goofy can talk but Pluto can’t, why eleven isn’t pronounced “onety-one,” or why fish don’t have to wait 30 minutes to go swimming after they eat . . . it’s your lucky day.

Apparently, today is National Ask a Stupid Question Day. So let ’em fly in the comments!

In honor of the holiday, some teachers shared the dumbest question they ever heard. And here are some highlights . . .

1. “Are bears still real?”

2. “Can you get from America to Africa on a jet ski?”

3. “What are those pyramid shaped things in Egypt called?”

4. “If there’s a speed of light, what’s the speed of dark?”

5. “Is breast milk 1% or 2%?”

6. “If you’re sterile, can you pass that on to your children?”

7. “Where is the Great Wall of China?”