The great thing about art is you like what you like, and no one can say you’re wrong!
Cops in Madison, Wisconsin are looking for two guys accused of stealing a bronze sculpture of Humpty Dumpty sitting on the john.
The name of the piece is “Dumpty Humpty.” The artist says it’s worth $1,400.
She was selling stuff at an art fair on Saturday and noticed two men hanging out near her booth, who seemed suspicious. Then she left for a minute. And when she came back, they were gone, and so was the statue.
Cops posted a few security shots and hope someone can I.D. them. They think at least one of them is a college kid in his early 20s. No word on if they have anything…to go on! (ahhh, sorry)
They also released a photo of the sculpture, which shows Humpty . . . mid-dumpty . . . with his pants down around his ankles.
Madison police release surveillance images of the two men accused of stealing a $1,400 bronze statue of Humpty Dumpty on the toilet and are asking for help identifying them. https://t.co/4wvxol8lSn pic.twitter.com/kLzaHk9Jyh
— NBC15 News (@nbc15_madison) September 28, 2021