What are some of your favorite “non-sweary” insults?

One of the favorite facets of British English are the beautiful insults that we have.   You can literally be totally rude and insult someone and yet be hysterically funny at the same time … It truly is an art.  So, in a bid to further cultural understanding, I decided to put together a list of the most beautiful British insults.   Enjoy….

1. Wanker – Idiot
2. Tosser – Supreme Jerk
3. Slag – Let’s say a loose person
4. Numpty – idiot
5. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
6. Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
7. Daft Cow – Not very bright
8. Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
9. Chav – the Brit equivalent of white trash
10. Dodgy – Shady character
11. Git –  Idiot
12. Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
13. Manky – Disgusting
14. Minger – Very unattractive person
15. Muppet – Dim
16. Naff – Tacky
17. Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
18. Pillock – Idiot
19. Plonker – Idiot
20. Prat – Idiot
21. Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
22. Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
23. Twit – Idiot
24. Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
25. Skiver – Lazy sod
26. Ninny – Brilliant but nerdy
27. Berk – Idiot
28. Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
29. Ankle-biters – Children
30. Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
31. Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
32. Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
33. Gannet – Greedy person.
34. Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
35. Ligger – freeloader
36. Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
37. Maggot – A despicable person
38. Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
39. Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person