What The Hell Has Happened To Spring Break?

What the hell has happened to Spring Break? I’ve been down in south Florida for Spring Break a few times and I remember a lot of crazy behavior and some unhealthy things…you know like lots o beer and then more beer, girls in bikinis (not unhealthy), epic sunburns, water skiing on the inner coastal, pizza for breakfast, lunch & dinner, beer and of course more beer. We snuck into big exclusive parties at hotels we couldn’t afford to stay at, met girls who were way out of our league and then drank beer. Imagine that! I just don’t get or see the whole violence thing! This is Miami Beach and it’s warm and sunny and winters over and there’s beer. Come on man!

Miami Beach Declares State of Emergency.