I know, I know. I shouldn’t be giving this jackwagon any sort of publicity, or glorifying what he did. That’s why I’m not doing that! What I’m doing is sharing the best play-by-play call of the night! No offense to Nantz or Romo, but Kevin Harland delivered the best call of the night as the streaker (can we even call him that…he wasn’t naked…) raced across the field.

It’s a play-by-play that will go down in the annals of history. Take a listen:

That is pure gold, friends!! I hope Harland wins a Peabody for his work covering this massive event.