Have you completed any Resolutions yet? I like to set goals that I can complete in January. It kinda feels like cheating, but otherwise I won’t do anything. I wasn’t sure what goal to set this year…I have a hard enough time getting to the gym so weight loss is out. I don’t smoke or drink so that was out. Unless I made a resolution to start drinking or smoking….no, too mid-life crisis. My girlfriend Angela said I should do something easy like update my resume. That sounded like the most fun, so here it is:
Objective: To gain employment in a completely unsupervised and over-paid position.
Strengths: Excellent at cashing a check. Great People Person while working solo.
Preferences: Nice cushy job with flexible hours Tuesday – Wednesday
Education: All Undergrad work completely self-taught with a Masters in YouTube and PhD of Google.
Work History: It’s complicated
References: Steely Dan, Mitch Michaels & Leonard Skinerd