More Jokes! We Need ‘Em!

Hi. it’s Leslie, and with all of the bad news we’ve had lately, I think we need a few jokes, even if they’re REALLY BAD.

The kids couldn’t see the new pirate movie because it was rated arrrrgh!

Did you hear about the origami teacher who quit? There was too much paperwork!

What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.

Why don’t ants get sick? Because they all have antibodies.

I drank a bottle of food coloring yesterday. I dyed a little inside.

I know, I know, these are terrible! Sometimes that’s what makes bad jokes so great.

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