Jokes, We Got Jokes!

Hi this is Leslie Harris, and here we are, 2 years into this pandemic, and the weather is crummy, and it’s going to get worse this week. So I thought, you know what we need? Jokes!

I got some bad one liners for ya:

How do penguins stay safe during the pandemic? They Ice-olate!

The worst time to have a heart attack, is during a game of charades.

My husband told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

I hope that if I ever choke to death on gummy bears, people will just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Don’t believe the hype. Velcro is the ultimate ripoff.

Please add your own in the Facebook comments – we need a few yucks around here!