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It’s National let’s laugh day.

This is Leslie Harris, and I know these are dark times, but today is National Let’s Laugh Day.

I’m not making light of the state of the world, but I do think that some levity is wanted and needed, so here are some bad jokes that will hopefully make you laugh, or at least smile a bit.

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What you call a blind deer? No eyed-dear

A nose can run, but it can’t walk.

What do you call a pirate with a dollar hanging from each ear? A-buck-an-ear

What streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends

I just wrote a book about reverse psychology. Do NOT read it!

Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his spouse? He said needed his space

Sue got fired from her job at the bank today. An old man came in and asked Sue to check his balance, so she pushed him over!

What did the blanket yell as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Please add your own to the Facebook comments. We could all use a good laugh right about now!

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